I’m pretty lazy, so instead of writing a proper blog post, I’m going to share with you the most ridiculous conversation I’ve ever had. It’s also the first time I got a conversation actually flowing with a bot. PLEASE DO NOT CLICK THE LINK. If you’re dumb enough to do it, I will laugh.
Sunday, April 24, 2011 | |
Blondie4life1613 (10:24:10 PM): | hi |
Patrick Xiao (10:24:52 PM): | hi? |
Blondie4life1613 (10:25:03 PM): | Hey! You’re on my buddylist & i was just wondering if i knew you. 24/f here, and you? |
Patrick Xiao (10:27:07 PM): | uh no you probably dont know me |
Blondie4life1613 (10:27:20 PM): | ah sorry.. i get forgetful at times! how are you? |
Patrick Xiao (10:28:18 PM): | who are you? |
Blondie4life1613 (10:28:35 PM): | Just got out of the shower, been a long day i was pretty busy. :/ but i’m feeling naught! Looking to relieve some stress lol. so what’s up ….. want to have some fun? ;) |
Patrick Xiao (10:29:09 PM): | great idea, lets play words with friends! |
Blondie4life1613 (10:29:25 PM): | ;) |
Patrick Xiao (10:30:05 PM): | or would you rather play farmville? |
Blondie4life1613 (10:30:17 PM): | naughty* i mean sorry typo lol |
Patrick Xiao (10:31:40 PM): | do you want to play words with friends or not?? |
Blondie4life1613 (10:31:56 PM): | I need someone that can make a girl squirt ;) …have u ever made a girl squirt? lolz |
Patrick Xiao (10:33:01 PM): | no i havent |
Blondie4life1613 (10:33:16 PM): | im gunna change my clothes. wanna watch? ;) |
Patrick Xiao (10:33:33 PM): | are you dressing up in a costume or something? |
Blondie4life1613 (10:33:51 PM): | no cost, its free! |
Patrick Xiao (10:34:02 PM): | but what about words with friends? |
Blondie4life1613 (10:34:26 PM): | wanna watch me on cam? |
Patrick Xiao (10:35:04 PM): | is there going to be music playing in the background?! |
Blondie4life1613 (10:35:23 PM): | -link removed- Click the green “accept invite” button in the middle of my profile..k now fill out ur info.. give it a second to load.. when you get in let me know, i’d love for you to join me in private ;) k? |
Patrick Xiao (10:35:51 PM): | what if theres a virus? |
Blondie4life1613 (10:36:07 PM): | no why would i give u something with a virus? i use this site all the time babe! |
Patrick Xiao (10:36:14 PM): | no i mean |
Patrick Xiao (10:36:25 PM): | what if herpes can go through the internetz?! |
Blondie4life1613 (10:36:39 PM): | I use this site to play on cuz i don’t wanna be recorded and this site doesn’t allow users to record my webcam broadcast, ya know? |
Patrick Xiao (10:37:07 PM): | am i getting paid to watch it? |
Blondie4life1613 (10:37:20 PM): | don’t worry credit card is just to verify that you’re an adult! You’ll get in free through my page, read the small print on the buttom of my page babe. |
Patrick Xiao (10:38:56 PM): | whats your name? |
Blondie4life1613 (10:39:14 PM): | Can’t be showing ass and pussy to minors, that’s illegal :/ |
Patrick Xiao (10:39:42 PM): | im not a minor |
Blondie4life1613 (10:40:02 PM): | Let me know if you need help, or are done. i’m going to grab my toys ;) |
Patrick Xiao (10:40:13 PM): | wait |
Patrick Xiao (10:40:14 PM): | dont go |
Blondie4life1613 (10:40:35 PM): | brb. Im setting up my webcam. u comin babe? |
Patrick Xiao (10:40:40 PM): | yeah in a moment |
Patrick Xiao (10:40:49 PM): | but how do i know youre not a cop? |
Patrick Xiao (10:41:34 PM): | hello? |
Blondie4life1613 (10:41:34 PM): | ok :) |
Blondie4life1613 (10:41:51 PM): | k your good let me know when u get in. |
Patrick Xiao (10:42:22 PM): | how do i know youre not a cop? |
Blondie4life1613 (10:42:36 PM): | k. |
Patrick Xiao (10:43:13 PM): | im not in yet |
Patrick Xiao (10:43:21 PM): | it says i need to enter my adddress |
Blondie4life1613 (10:43:38 PM): | are you in yet? |
Patrick Xiao (10:43:45 PM): | THATS WHAT SHE SAID |
Patrick Xiao (10:43:48 PM): | but no im not |
Blondie4life1613 (10:43:57 PM): | k babe |
Patrick Xiao (10:44:40 PM): | can i use fake credit card info? |
Blondie4life1613 (10:44:54 PM): | no its not fake..wtf? |
Patrick Xiao (10:45:03 PM): | boobs! |
Blondie4life1613 (10:45:25 PM): | what’s taking u so long, im burnin’ up in here waiting for u .. |
Patrick Xiao (10:45:38 PM): | go take a shower! |
Patrick Xiao (10:46:31 PM): | do you have big hands? |
Patrick Xiao (10:47:24 PM): | are you there? |
Patrick Xiao (10:47:26 PM): | i need help |
As you can see, the bot ditched me after a while. You can also see I’m not using my customary red text… I was simply too shocked at having an actual conversation with a bot to switch text colors.
Adios!